Sell Anything, Even to a Polar Bear
If you can sell ice to a polar bear, you're not just a salesperson—you’re a sales legend. This shirt is for the deal-closer who can sell sand in the desert, convince an Eskimo to buy a refrigerator, or negotiate anything with ease. Whether you’re a veteran salesperson, a real estate agent, or a marketer with a killer pitch, this funny sales tee says it all.
Made for those who turn every conversation into a closing opportunity, the “I Could Sell Ice to a Polar Bear” shirt is your new uniform for success. Show off your sales skills and sense of humor with a tee that’ll get you noticed in the boardroom, or wherever deals are made.
🎯 Great For:
• Sales professionals, including sales reps and account execs
• Real estate agents, marketers, and anyone who sells daily
• A gift for salespeople who can sell anything
• Salespeople who love funny sales shirts with attitude
🧵 Product Details:
• Unisex fit – perfect for all-day comfort
• Available in a variety of sizes and colors
• Printed and designed by ProfeshPrints – apparel with personality
Fabrication: Solid Colors are made from 100% cotton (preshrunk jersey knit); Ash Grey is 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Heather Colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
Size guide
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| A) Length (cm) |
71.1 |
73.7 |
76.2 |
78.7 |
81.3 |
83.8 |
86 |
89 |
| B) Width (cm) |
91.4 |
101.6 |
111.8 |
122 |
132 |
142.2 |
152 |
162 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) |
45.7 |
50.8 |
55.9 |
61 |
66 |
71.1 |
76 |
81 |
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| A) Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
33.9 |
35 |
| B) Width (inches) |
36 |
40 |
44 |
48 |
52 |
56 |
59.8 |
63.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
29.9 |
31.9 |
Care Instructions
| General |
The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects. |
| Wash |
Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors. |
| Dry |
Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality. |
| Store |
Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices |
