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Salesperson Definition - Funny Hoodie

Salesperson Definition - Funny Hoodie

£35.00 GBP
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Salesperson Definition Hoodie

Because closing deals is an art — and so is looking good while you do it. Our Salesperson Definition Hoodie delivers a witty, dictionary-style print that celebrates the charm, hustle, and coffee-fueled energy it takes to turn “no” into “when can we sign?” Perfect for sales reps, account managers, entrepreneurs, and business development pros who know their worth (and their commission).

Crafted from soft, heavyweight cotton-blend fleece, this funny sales hoodie keeps you comfortable from morning calls to late-night client dinners. Whether you’re on the showroom floor, at a trade show, or enjoying a rare day off, this sales gift hoodie blends professional pride with off-duty style.

✅ Details:

  • Unisex fit — works for every closer in the game

  • Cozy fleece fabric built for all-day wear

  • Professionally printed for sharp, long-lasting text

  • Available in multiple colors to suit your personal brand

⚠️ Disclaimer: Wearing this sales hoodie may lead to unsolicited pitches and spontaneous negotiations.

  • A heavy blend hoodie. Crafted from a soft blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester.
  • Features a double-lined hood with matching drawstring.
  • The fabric's air jet yarn offers a softer feel and reduces pilling.
  • Includes a front pouch pocket, and rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex.


Size guide



  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (cm) 68.6 71.1 73.7 76.2 78.7 81.3 84 86
B) Width (cm) 101.6 111.8 122 132 142.2 152.4 162 172
B) Half Chest (cm) 50.8 55.9 61 66 71.1 76.2 81 86
C) Sleeve Length (cm) 85.1 87.6 90.2 92.7 95.3 97.8 100 103


  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31 32 33.1 33.9
B) Width (inches) 40 44 48 52 56 60 63.8 67.7
B) Half Chest (inches) 20 22 24 26 28 30 31.9 33.9
C) Sleeve Length (inches) 33.5 34.5 35.5 36.5 37.5 38.5 39.4 40.6


Care Instructions

General The Gildan 18500 hoodie is known for its robust fabric blend, comfort, and versatility, making it a popular choice for bulk orders and custom designs.
Wash Machine wash with cold water is recommended to maintain the integrity of the fabric.
Dry Tumble dry on medium setting.
Store This hoodie is widely available online through various retailers, offering ease of purchase.
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