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Your Vitals Are Stable, Mine Aren't - Funny T-shirt
Your Vitals Are Stable, Mine Aren't - Funny T-shirt
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Your Vitals Are Stable, Mine Aren’t – Funny Nurse & Healthcare Worker T-Shirt
When the patients are calm but you’re running on empty, the “Your Vitals Are Stable, Mine Aren’t” shirt says it all. Perfect for nurses, doctors, EMTs, and all healthcare pros juggling high-pressure moments with a sense of humor, this funny medical t-shirt captures the reality behind the scenes.
Wear it during long shifts, casual days at the hospital, or as a fun gift for the healthcare heroes in your life who keep things together—even when their own energy doesn’t.
🩺 Great For:
• Nurses, doctors & EMTs
• Healthcare workers & medical students
• Gifts for nurses during Nurses Week or holidays
• Anyone who appreciates medical humor and honesty
🧵 Product Details:
• Soft, breathable cotton blend for all-day comfort
• Unisex fit – available in multiple sizes and colors
• Professionally printed design for lasting wear
• Designed by ProfeshPrints – occupational apparel with personality
From the ER to the break room, the “Your Vitals Are Stable, Mine Aren’t” shirt is a hilarious and heartfelt nod to the real-life challenges of healthcare professionals.
Fabrication: Solid Colors are made from 100% cotton (preshrunk jersey knit); Ash Grey is 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Heather Colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86 | 89 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.9 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 63.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 31.9 |
Care Instructions
| General | The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects. |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality. |
| Store | Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices |
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